Balancing Corporate & Homesteading Lifestyles
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter
Listen up, humans. You think your first day was tough? Try waking up in complete darkness, trapped in a tiny, air-tight space, with nothing but your own beak and sheer willpower to get out. That’s right—I’m talking about hatching day.
And let me tell you, it’s not for the faint of heart.
Once I gathered my strength, it was time for phase two: ZIPPING.
Zipping means cutting a clean line all the way around my eggshell with my special egg tooth (a tiny, temporary spike on my beak). This is where the real drama happens—one wrong move, and I’d be stuck inside, waiting for a rescue mission.
But I wasn’t about to be a quitter.
I pushed. I wiggled. I KICKED.
And then, finally—CRACK.
With one last shove, I burst out of my shell, wet, exhausted, and looking like a slightly overcooked noodle. Not my best look, I’ll admit, but give me a break—I had just fought my way into existence.
Once I was free, I expected cheering, applause, maybe a welcome parade. Instead, I got flopped onto warm bedding next to a bunch of other equally damp, confused chicks.
The first few hours were all about drying off, fluffing up, and getting used to my new body. My legs were wobbly, my wings didn’t work yet, and my eyes were still adjusting to actual light. Everything was HUGE—especially the giant creatures (humans) who kept making weird “aww” noises.
But most importantly, I had done it.
After a long rest under the heat lamp of life, I suddenly had one mission and one mission only:
🥚 Find food.
Lucky for me, the humans had already set up a feeder full of chick crumble (aka the breakfast of champions). At first, I wasn’t sure what to do—I had never eaten before, after all. But after watching a few of my fellow hatchlings give it a go, instinct kicked in.
And let me tell you—food is amazing.
Water, on the other hand? Almost drowned in it. (Note to all newborn chicks: water is weird. Proceed with caution.)
By the time night rolled around, I had:
✔️ Hatched from my egg (dramatically, of course)
✔️ Learned to walk (sort of)
✔️ Discovered food (life-changing)
✔️ Avoided drowning in the water dish (a major win)
Now, all that was left to do? Sleep. And let me tell you, after all that effort, I slept HARD—sprawled out, face down in the bedding, looking completely lifeless (which, by the way, totally freaked out the humans).
Hatching isn’t easy, but it’s the first step in becoming a strong, healthy flock member.
So, to all the tiny eggs out there waiting for their big moment—stay strong, peck hard, and push through.
The world is waiting for you (and so is the food).
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some very important pecking to do. 🐣
- Cluck Kent, Official Flock Safety Reporter
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