Balancing Corporate & Homesteading Lifestyles
The Dirty Boot Disaster by Cluck Kent
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Listen up, fellow cluckers—today, I’m exposing a high-risk security breach that could bring disaster to the coop. It wasn’t an aerial attack by hawks. It wasn’t a rogue raccoon raid. Nope—it was something much sneakier. It was… a…
Cluck Kent vs. The Mysterious Midnight Munchies: A Biosecurity Blunder!
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Listen up, flockmates—today, I’m exposing a biosecurity breach so reckless it could have brought chaos to the coop. It all started with a midnight snack. There I was, wide awake while everyone else snoozed—except for one sneaky little…
Keep the Germs Out! Protect Your Flock Like a Pro! 🐓🦸♂️
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Listen up, feathered friends and farmhands! Sickness sneaks into the coop faster than a hungry hen on a spilled feed bucket—and trust me, you don’t want to deal with a flock full of sniffly, sluggish birds. That’s why…
What the Cluck Is Biosecurity
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Listen up, fellow feathered friends and human caretakers! Cluck Kent here, your beaked beacon of truth, and today we’re talking about something that ruffles my feathers more than a surprise rainstorm—biosecurity. Now, before you start flapping in confusion,…
The Worm Whisperer’s Woes: A Lesson in Snacking Safely
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Hey there, flock followers! It’s me again—Cluck Kent, the brave, the bold, the always-hungry backyard superhero. Today’s adventure? A daring snack gone slightly fowl. The Incident: The Forbidden Feast The sun was shining, the dirt was soft, and…
The Case of the Mysterious Mudprints
Cluck Kent’s Biosecurity Blunders By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Hey there, flock fans! It’s me, Cluck Kent, your friendly neighborhood feathered superhero. I spend my days patrolling the backyard, scratching for justice, and—apparently—making a few biosecurity bloopers along the way. Who knew saving…
Magic Shoe Puddles
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Listen up, humans. You stomp around out there—feed stores, public parks, maybe even other chicken coops—then waltz right into our home like you own the place. Ever stop to think about what’s riding in on those dirty boots…
Sick Bay: A Flock Must-Have
Listen up, humans. I know you like to think your flock is invincible, but let me tell you—disaster can strike at any moment. One day, everyone’s happily pecking away at their feed, and the next… BAM! A mysterious sneeze. A limp. A weird-looking poop….
Rainy Days & Chicken Colds: The Muddy Fiasco I Heard About
By: Cluck Kent, Official Flock Safety Reporter Now, before we get into this, let me make one thing clear: this did NOT happen in our coop. Oh no, our run is pristine, our perches are dry, and our humans know better than to let…
What Kind of Bird Flu is Going Around in 2025? A Detailed Look at the Current Outbreaks
As of January 2025, the most concerning avian influenza strain circulating globally is Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza (HPAI) H5N1, which has caused significant outbreaks in both domestic poultry and wild bird populations. This strain has been responsible for mass poultry culls, economic losses, and…
