Balancing Corporate & Homesteading Lifestyles
Why Can’t I Get Hugs From Everyone?
Hello there, humans. It’s me, Cluck Kent, your friendly neighborhood roost reporter, perched on my favorite bale of straw. I’m watching visitors come and go from afar (with my super-vision, of course) and asking myself the burning question: “Why can’t I get hugs from…
Cluck Kent’s Coop Chronicles: The Mystery Guest!
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Listen up, flock watchers. We had a situation this week. A new chick showed up—but instead of joining us right away, she got put in a separate pen. Naturally, I had questions. Who was she? Why was she…
The Dirty Boot Disaster by Cluck Kent
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Listen up, fellow cluckers—today, I’m exposing a high-risk security breach that could bring disaster to the coop. It wasn’t an aerial attack by hawks. It wasn’t a rogue raccoon raid. Nope—it was something much sneakier. It was… a…
Cluck Kent vs. The Mysterious Midnight Munchies: A Biosecurity Blunder!
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Listen up, flockmates—today, I’m exposing a biosecurity breach so reckless it could have brought chaos to the coop. It all started with a midnight snack. There I was, wide awake while everyone else snoozed—except for one sneaky little…
Keep the Germs Out! Protect Your Flock Like a Pro! 🐓🦸♂️
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Listen up, feathered friends and farmhands! Sickness sneaks into the coop faster than a hungry hen on a spilled feed bucket—and trust me, you don’t want to deal with a flock full of sniffly, sluggish birds. That’s why…
What the Cluck Is Biosecurity
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Listen up, fellow feathered friends and human caretakers! Cluck Kent here, your beaked beacon of truth, and today we’re talking about something that ruffles my feathers more than a surprise rainstorm—biosecurity. Now, before you start flapping in confusion,…
The Worm Whisperer’s Woes: A Lesson in Snacking Safely
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Hey there, flock followers! It’s me again—Cluck Kent, the brave, the bold, the always-hungry backyard superhero. Today’s adventure? A daring snack gone slightly fowl. The Incident: The Forbidden Feast The sun was shining, the dirt was soft, and…
The Case of the Mysterious Mudprints
Cluck Kent’s Biosecurity Blunders By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Hey there, flock fans! It’s me, Cluck Kent, your friendly neighborhood feathered superhero. I spend my days patrolling the backyard, scratching for justice, and—apparently—making a few biosecurity bloopers along the way. Who knew saving…
Magic Shoe Puddles
By Cluck Kent, Flock Safety Reporter Listen up, humans. You stomp around out there—feed stores, public parks, maybe even other chicken coops—then waltz right into our home like you own the place. Ever stop to think about what’s riding in on those dirty boots…
Sick Bay: A Flock Must-Have
Listen up, humans. I know you like to think your flock is invincible, but let me tell you—disaster can strike at any moment. One day, everyone’s happily pecking away at their feed, and the next… BAM! A mysterious sneeze. A limp. A weird-looking poop….
